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Posted: 9/15/2018 12:50 PM

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15:38:58 <Quibus> ah, so Mothrayas and EZGames69 are brothers 15:39:01 <Quibus> it seems 15:39:07 <Mothrayas> Quibus: we're not 15:39:15 <Quibus> oh, cousins? 15:39:20 <Mothrayas> not related 15:39:30 <Quibus> but same last name 15:39:32 <Quibus> ? 15:39:39 <Mothrayas> I don't know what his last name is 15:39:44 <Quibus> or is EZGames69 2 people... 15:39:57 <Quibus> Author's real name: Colin & Wout van Poppel 15:39:57 <Quibus> Author's nickname: EZGames69 & Mothrayas 15:40:03 <MESHUGGAHTAS> lol 15:40:17 <Mothrayas> Quibus: Colin LastNameNotProvided & Wout van Poppel 15:40:20 <MESHUGGAHTAS> first of all Mothrayas is a dog (Woof von Puppy but in dutch) 15:40:25 <Quibus> ahhhhhhh 15:40:28 <MESHUGGAHTAS> second EZGames69 is a script writtne by Masterjun 15:40:34 <MESHUGGAHTAS> please don't spread false informations 15:40:55 <Quibus> OK, that was a bit ambiguous :-) 15:41:14 <Mothrayas> yeah, I can see how you could read it that way lol 15:43:56 <-- Mothrayas has quit 15:44:56 <Quibus> ragequit!

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Posted: 9/15/2018 1:39 PM

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ThunderAxe31

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<Masterjun> see how ThunderAxe31 made a typo "SRAM Gltich" in DTC6 <ThunderAxe31> what <MemoryTAS> LOL <MemoryTAS> I'VE BEEN CAUGHT <ThunderAxe31> LOOOOOL <Mothrayas> no no no, this is an easter egg :) <Masterjun> this clearly means, MemoryTAS was ThunderAxe31 all along * ThunderAxe31 takes off mask <MemoryTAS> I (we?) secretly hosted the contest twice in a row <Mothrayas> btw, speaking of zook man zx, the english version was dumped about a week or so ago <ThunderAxe31> MemoryTAS was just an alt account specifically made for hosting DTC twice (as well as hiding double personality issues) <Masterjun> oh no <Masterjun> the game is zook man zx english version all along <Masterjun> I knew it <ThunderAxe31> LOL <Masterjun> it all fits together <MemoryTAS> zook man zx nes edition * TotallyFerret (60f4d0db@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.244.208.219) has joined <Masterjun> it's all a ruse <Mothrayas> zook man zx nespack edition <ThunderAxe31> you guys are killing me <Mothrayas> the ruse itself is a ruse <Masterjun> if you look at the "NES" in a weird angle, it actually clearly says "GBA" <MESHUGGAHTAS> hmm maybe it's reverse emulation running SNES on NES so probably after a SNES SMW ACE it loads up the GBA emulator <MESHUGGAHTAS> Masterjun: GG I'm ded <Masterjun> see and the "not as complex as Zook Man ZX" just plain says it <Masterjun> because English is easier to understand for us <ThunderAxe31> you won everything

my personal page - my YouTube channel - my GitHub - my Discord: thunderaxe31 <Masterjun> if you look at the "NES" in a weird angle, it actually clearly says "GBA"

Posted: 9/16/2018 6:52 PM

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21:20:05 <Masterjun> feos: saved 110 frames in 1-2 21:20:14 <Masterjun> that's almost 2 seconds wow 21:20:17 <EZGames69> What game? 21:20:39 <Masterjun> I'm TASing Metal Force Zook Man Edition 21:22:32 <EZGames69> Link to what the game looks like? 21:24:45 <Masterjun> 🚶 -> 🏁

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 9/22/2018 5:59 PM

Post subject: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Noxxa

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[19:52:33] <Dacicus> Does it give an error message after dying? [19:54:20] <feos> ah sorry, U added pause at the end [19:54:21] <feos> lol [19:54:24] <feos> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [19:55:37] <Dacicus> pause? There was no pause in what I posted [19:55:46] <feos> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [19:55:51] <feos> please meet my fingers [19:55:58] <Dacicus> oh, right [19:56:02] <feos> they misspess absolutely fucking everything critical [19:56:08] <feos> seee? [19:56:23] <feos> I have no control [19:56:32] <Dacicus> Quite worrisome if they add random "pause" to things [19:56:45] <feos> Dacicus: I added it at first [19:56:53] <feos> I [19:56:58] <feos> it means I did it [19:57:00] <feos> not U [19:57:03] <feos> not fuckiong O [19:57:05] <feos> NOT * [19:57:07] <feos> NOT8 [19:57:11] <feos> IIIII [19:57:38] <feos> I won't end well

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 9/26/2018 4:46 PM

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Memory

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[12:45:53] <Mothrayas> proof of idiots has been discovered! so far they were just thought to be myths of legend

[16:36:31] <Mothrayas> I have to say this argument about robot drug usage is a lot more fun than whatever else we have been doing in the past two+ hours

[16:08:10] <BenLubar> a TAS is just the limit of a segmented speedrun as the segment length approaches zero

Posted: 9/26/2018 4:48 PM

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Noxxa

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Memory wrote:

[12:45:53] <Mothrayas> proof of idiots has been discovered! so far they were just thought to be myths of legend

[18:45:01] <Warepire> MemoryTAS: https://access.redhat.com/documentation/en-us/red_hat_enterprise_linux/5/html/virtualization/sect-virtualization-troubleshooting-enabling_intel_vt_and_amd_v_virtualization_hardware_extensions_in_bios [18:45:05] <Warepire> Save that link [18:45:23] <MemoryTAS> Is it idiot proof [18:45:37] <dwangoAC> It may be proof there are idiots [18:45:42] <Fog> rofl

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 11/4/2018 10:45 PM

Post subject: .con

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EZGames69

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<Masterjun_> Windows 10 automatically tries to download and install Candy Crush Saga <chungy> Masterjun_: yeah, common complaint :) <Nach> Windows 10 comes with a lot of garbage <Nach> and some of it cannot even be removed with the built in package manager <chungy> Sans actually has some lines intended for cheaters that are hacking the save file =p <EZGames> if only they gave you a copy of the lion king for pc <Nach> the Windows 10 privacy tool I linked you to earlier can remove some of that garbage <EZGames> would be nice if they gave you a copy of minecraft instead <MemoryTAS> I'd prefer <MemoryTAS> less bloat <MemoryTAS> tbh <Nach> also turn off the search suggestion first thing <Masterjun_> Nach: my problem is the fact that it maxes out my cpu and I can't even stop it <Nach> it eats up like 15% CPU constantly on older machines <Masterjun_> I'd prefer it if I could actually stop Services as an admin <EZGames> it doesnt just crush candy, it crushes your CPU <Nach> Masterjun_: did you grab w10privacy yet? <Masterjun_> I CAN'T <chungy> last I saw Windows 10, it _did_ have Minecraft preloaded o.O <chungy> so maybe that's no longer? <Nach> ...and you thought downgrading to Windows 10 was a good idea <Masterjun_> as I said, I can't even open a browser because things are being downloaded and installed <MemoryTAS> How much CPU does your computer have? <MemoryTAS> Er <MemoryTAS> RAM I guess <chungy> but as long as bedrock doesn't get ported to Linux I'm still using the Java Edition <Nach> MemoryTAS: my boss has a laptop he purchased last year which no longer works <Mothrayas> where on earth do you guys get your windows versions? Bootleg & Co? <Masterjun_> I have 4 GBs still <MemoryTAS> wtf <Nach> Mothrayas: MSDN <Masterjun_> Mothrayas: I got it from microsoft.con <Masterjun_> dang it <Masterjun_> com <chungy> https://www.microsoft.com/en-in/software-download/windows10ISO <Mothrayas> yeah microsoft.con doesn't exactly sound legit lol <Nach> .con might be accurate <chungy> it's not really hard to get the ISO <MemoryTAS> .con is accurate in this case lol <Masterjun_> that was the best typo I have ever made

[14:15] <feos> WinDOES what DOSn't 12:33:44 PM <Mothrayas> "I got an oof with my game!" Mothrayas Today at 12:22: <Colin> thank you for supporting noble causes such as my feet MemoryTAS Today at 11:55 AM: you wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you in the face with a giant fish [Today at 4:51 PM] Mothrayas: although if you like your own tweets that's the online equivalent of sniffing your own farts and probably tells a lot about you as a person MemoryTAS Today at 7:01 PM: But I exert big staff energy honestly lol Samsara Today at 1:20 PM: wouldn't ACE in a real life TAS just stand for Actually Cease Existing

Posted: 11/8/2018 4:55 PM

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ThunderAxe31

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<feos> EZGames69: if Stovent is around, tell him the answer is Yes :D <EZGames69> Yes to what? <Mothrayas> yes to everything <feos> yeah <EZGames69> Does everything include “no”? <feos> no <feos> it's silly to answer yes to no <Mothrayas> say no to no <feos> no <Mothrayas> then the double negative means yes anyway <EZGames69> No to yes? <feos> yes <EZGames69> What about maybe? <feos> no <Mothrayas> say maybe to maybe <EZGames69> Yesn’t <EZGames69> One of my favorite things reddit came up with is to add “n’t” at the end of a word to make it mean the opposite thing. <EZGames69> They changed no to yesn’t <Mothrayas> acceptn't <Asnivor> they didn'tn't? <feos> non't <EZGames69> Rejectedn’t to Starsn’t

my personal page - my YouTube channel - my GitHub - my Discord: thunderaxe31 <Masterjun> if you look at the "NES" in a weird angle, it actually clearly says "GBA"

Posted: 12/26/2018 9:11 PM

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00:09:14 <BenLubar> a TAS is just the limit of a segmented speedrun as the segment length approaches zero

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 12/28/2018 9:03 PM

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An ever growing number of segments, each of diminishing lengths. A TAS is an integral.

A hundred years from now, they will gaze upon my work and marvel at my skills but never know my name. And that will be good enough for me.

Posted: 1/1/2019 10:20 AM

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12:11:10 <Nach> Spikestuff: well, I appreciate your hard work 12:11:24 <Spikestuff> Off to reencode Vandal Hearts. 12:11:30 <Nach> ...and it must be hard working so much while standing on your head being in Australia and all

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 1/1/2019 10:23 AM

Post subject: liquid gravity?

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Nach

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feos you missed my other remark: <Nach> anyways, have a good evening/night everyone, and morning to those of you in country/continent upside down reverse clockwise liquid gravity <Mothrayas> I am going to refer to australasia as "upside down reverse clockwise liquid gravity" from now on

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Posted: 1/1/2019 5:20 PM

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It’s not IRC, but still funny.

[14:15] <feos> WinDOES what DOSn't 12:33:44 PM <Mothrayas> "I got an oof with my game!" Mothrayas Today at 12:22: <Colin> thank you for supporting noble causes such as my feet MemoryTAS Today at 11:55 AM: you wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you in the face with a giant fish [Today at 4:51 PM] Mothrayas: although if you like your own tweets that's the online equivalent of sniffing your own farts and probably tells a lot about you as a person MemoryTAS Today at 7:01 PM: But I exert big staff energy honestly lol Samsara Today at 1:20 PM: wouldn't ACE in a real life TAS just stand for Actually Cease Existing

Posted: 1/18/2019 7:47 PM

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22:24:19 <Masterjun> ah yes 22:24:20 <Masterjun> windows 10 22:24:31 <Masterjun> there again to ruin my day 22:25:10 <MemoryTAS> hi 22:25:46 <Masterjun> I'm trying to open a thing in the settings and there is literally an error 22:26:20 <MemoryTAS> As opposed to a figurative error? 22:26:55 <Masterjun> nah when I say "literally" it's actually implied that I mean "figuratively literally" 22:27:00 <Masterjun> such as when I'm saying "I'm literally dying"

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 2/6/2019 7:53 PM

Post subject: How to fix ratings

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Masterjun

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<feos> the main problem is WE PEOPLE are INCREDIBLY lazy. if something is less trivial than Apple's "whole screen filled with just one button saying PUSH", they will make shortcuts everywhere they can <MESHUGGAHTAS> feos: good idea. make a big button on each movie. if the viewer presses it, the TAS stays. if the viewer skips to next TAS, tht TAS gets fucking rejectd and thrown in to the eternal fire of dark corners of the blood flowing caverns of hell

Warning: Might glitch to credits I will finish this ACE soon as possible (or will I?)

Posted: 2/6/2019 7:59 PM

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Memory wrote:

Even if we don't implement the button can we at least have the fiery pits of hell as a feature of tasvideos?

It’s called the vault.

[14:15] <feos> WinDOES what DOSn't 12:33:44 PM <Mothrayas> "I got an oof with my game!" Mothrayas Today at 12:22: <Colin> thank you for supporting noble causes such as my feet MemoryTAS Today at 11:55 AM: you wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you in the face with a giant fish [Today at 4:51 PM] Mothrayas: although if you like your own tweets that's the online equivalent of sniffing your own farts and probably tells a lot about you as a person MemoryTAS Today at 7:01 PM: But I exert big staff energy honestly lol Samsara Today at 1:20 PM: wouldn't ACE in a real life TAS just stand for Actually Cease Existing

Posted: 2/6/2019 9:36 PM

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EZGames69 wrote:

Memory wrote:
Even if we don't implement the button can we at least have the fiery pits of hell as a feature of tasvideos?
It’s called the vault.

Only to those who don't feel that runs in the vault still provide value to the site.

Posted: 2/11/2019 8:13 PM

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<ThunderAxe31> Masterjun: I assumed you were talking about wiki edits, but if it's forum posts, the TVA message will not be shown if you make a minor edit AND your post is the last post of a thread <Masterjun> wait, I wasn't talking about the TVA messages at all * ThunderAxe31 disintegrates <Masterjun> but I guess that's good to know as well * ThunderAxe31 's particles reagglomerate themselves * feos catches one and calls it ThunderAxe0.0000000000000002

my personal page - my YouTube channel - my GitHub - my Discord: thunderaxe31 <Masterjun> if you look at the "NES" in a weird angle, it actually clearly says "GBA"

Posted: 2/17/2019 10:38 PM

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01:33:30 <DHE> is tomorrow an american holiday? 01:33:52 <Nach> DHE: yes 01:33:55 <Nach> DHE: President's Day 01:34:11 <DHE> oh great, trump's going to take another vacation.... 01:34:12 <DHE> :) 01:34:25 <Nach> if you dislike what he's doing, then you should love it when he takes vacations

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 2/17/2019 10:43 PM

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<EZGames69> How you doing Nach? <Nach> Great, how are you sir? <EZGames69> Tired, I’ve been constantly snowblowing the past few days here <EZGames69> I've been constantly waiting for Masterjun to make a final decision on my lion king submission <Nach> let us pray together for a speedy rejection from Masterjun <EZGames69> YEAH <EZGames69> ....wait

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Posted: 3/27/2019 10:27 AM

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<Masterjun> WELL
<Masterjun> so I'm fast forwarding through the thing to see if it syncs
<Masterjun> then it desyncs, and ends with a screen saying
<Masterjun> "YOU SEEM TO BE WASTING YOUR TIME."

WebNations/Sabih wrote:

+fsvgm777 never censoring anything.

Disables Comments and Ratings for the YouTube account. Something better for yourself and also others.

Posted: 4/15/2019 4:12 PM

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Going a bit off topic with this as it's not from IRC....but... from here

dwangoAC wrote:

The downside of an audience full of perfectionists is that you'll have to deal with us, well, asking you for perfection, but it will be oh so worth it.

Posted: 4/29/2019 10:26 PM

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[14:15] <feos> WinDOES what DOSn't 12:33:44 PM <Mothrayas> "I got an oof with my game!" Mothrayas Today at 12:22: <Colin> thank you for supporting noble causes such as my feet MemoryTAS Today at 11:55 AM: you wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you in the face with a giant fish [Today at 4:51 PM] Mothrayas: although if you like your own tweets that's the online equivalent of sniffing your own farts and probably tells a lot about you as a person MemoryTAS Today at 7:01 PM: But I exert big staff energy honestly lol Samsara Today at 1:20 PM: wouldn't ACE in a real life TAS just stand for Actually Cease Existing

Posted: 4/29/2019 10:28 PM

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Noxxa

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EZGames69 wrote:

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/205849868562989056/572548880558850069/image0.png

Full version: [10:21 PM] Woops: I'm in a dark room holding my phone and a moth jumped on my face :okokandhere: [10:22 PM] Mothrayas: hi! [10:23 PM] Woops: You had me jump there [10:24 PM] moozooh: i live near the riverbank with this cast-iron fence which becomes home to many spiders that become super fat on the insects flying along and gestating in the river [10:24 PM] moozooh: and i often cycle along the fence [10:25 PM] moozooh: especially in the evenings [10:25 PM] moozooh: and sometimes a gust of wind blows from the side of the river, and... [10:25 PM] moozooh: i suppose you can guess what tends to land on my face [10:25 PM] moozooh: and makes me almost fall off the bike [10:26 PM] Mothrayas: hi! [10:26 PM] moozooh: no, not you [10:26 PM] moozooh: you make them fat. you're their food [10:26 PM] Mothrayas: :c

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

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