Nach FluffyTheMoth: I was always the good kid, but I had one teacher who found me highly annoying and decided to take his frustration out on me
Nach FluffyTheMoth: I had this one class, where the teacher would give a test each week where he would just copy the practice questions that appear every couple of pages and hand them out as a test, and always the day before the teacher would go over it as review
Nach FluffyTheMoth: Now at the time, my memory was so amazing that I could memorize those couple of pages and the question pages perfectly
Nach FluffyTheMoth: So one time he says okay, let's pick one randomly, Nach, what's the answer to 16... and I just blurted out "D". And he says wait you didn't even read the question yet!
Nach FluffyTheMoth: so he says okay Nach, but you won't get this one, 27... and I blurt out A
Nach FluffyTheMoth: so he gets all annoyed that I memorized the correct multiple choice answer to each question, thinking I didn't know the material. And he knew that I got a perfect score on every test. He felt this was a kind of cheating.
Nach FluffyTheMoth: So I find him in the office after class photocopying the page, cutting the questions out of the copy, cutting off the numbers and rearranging them.
link_7777 in fairness him pulling the questions directly from the book was also cheating
Nach link_7777: but it gets better
Nach he noted I still got a 100 on that test
Nach link_7777: so the next review day, he says Nach, okay I'm not going to tell you what the number is, but let me ask you, which of the following is not a form of currency... and I said on the spot C
Nach he completely lost it
link_7777 lol
FluffyTheMoth Nach: ha
Nach besides throwing an eraser at me, I found him after class not only cutting off the question numbers and reordering them, but also cutting off the answer letters and reordering them too, and then glueing them to a new sheet to copy
Nach FluffyTheMoth: yep
Nach anyways I kept on getting 100
Nach I don't think he ever appreciated I knew the material, and happened to memorize every bit of it, including the numbers, letters, answers, all of it
Nach for the end of the year final, he was promising he was going to get me and that I wouldn't get a perfect score again
Nach ...well he was wrong
Nach since that particular teacher kept throwing erasers at me, I decided to rattle his chain for a bit
Nach I know he used to bike to and from school
Nach so one day, a few minutes before he knew I was leaving, I rolled out in front of his bike a tool kit with screwdrivers, wrenches, pliers, and stuff, and held stuff in my hand, to make it look like I was up to something
Nach er, before I knew he was leaving*
Nach he notices me and comes running up "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
Nach so I roll the stuff up, put on the guiltest look I could muster, and said "Nothing sir! I want you to have a *safe* trip home!"
Nach he commented "you must think I'm stupid, I'm walking home!"
FluffyTheMoth so then he walked home for no reason
Nach yep
Nach it gets better
Nach he came the next day with a car, and picked up his bike, assuming I imagine to take it somewhere for inspection or something
Nach he came the day after that, pulled me out of class, and said "Tell me already, what did you do to my bike? Just tell me already!"
Nach and of course I told him, Nothing sir! I just want you to be safe!
Nach he was going ballistic
Nach after like a week, he pulls me aside, and says "You didn't do anything did you?", to which I responded "I've been telling you that the whole time"
Warepire Nach: He never test-rode his bike during that entire time? Did he think you put nitroglycerin in the saddle or something?
Nach Warepire: I think during that interim of a week he propably test rode it, and finally realized there's nothing wrong
FluffyTheMoth it's probably easy to placebo yourself into thinking something's wrong in such a case too
Nach yep
Nach that was part of the point of my intentionally guilty look, do nothing, make it seem like I'm hiding something
Nach surely Nach is lying? right? right?
Nach since teachers always think students are out to get them, every time a teacher annoyed me, I decided to help coax their worst fears, without ever actually doing anything