Game objectives

Overused hill 1

Ahh yes the greenest of hills

Overused hill 2

End my suffering

Overused hill 3

ded

Marble 1

Have you lost your marbles?

Marble 2

I've lost mine

Marble 3

I need an adult

Spring Yard 1

I've been lied to. I thought this was a yard that grew springs.

Spring Yard 2

What is the meaning of life? What is our purpose? Are we just here to entertain each other until out inevitable doom? Why does all of this not seem pointless to us? What are we truly trying to accomplish? What are we gonna do in the afterlife? I mean we're gonna have an eternity to screw around. We're eventually gonna run out of stuff to do and be bored for the rest of our pointless existence.

Spring Yard 3

I love you

Labyrinth 1

Nope

Labyrinth 2

Error 404 not found

Labyrinth 3

Error 420 blaze it

Star Light 1

I'm there, except I'm not there.

Star Light 2

I mean don't we constantly see star lights?

Star Light 3

I bet this got old like 3 zones ago. Don't worry it'll be over soon. I just want to to suffer a bit more first.

Scrap brain 1

So is it a brain made of scraps or a brain that scraps brains?

Scrap brain 2

Hi robotnik, bye robotnik

Labyronth 4

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh... Nope

First Zone

What? You expected some long dramatic speech?

Ending/Credits

The tas is over. Now screw off m8.

Masterjun: In this world the air is actually solid, that's why Sonic zips through the level everywhere. It is quite suffering.

Masterjun: I've seen some frames where Sonic isn't moving at all. Since this is clearly not over 9000 speed at that point, this movie doesn't accomplish the true goal of going fast all the time.

Rejecting for re-record count not being over 9000.