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Posted: 4/28/2011 5:21 AM
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sgrunt
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<mmbossman> you know the AMA is restricting sale of Viagra to lawyers, right? <DarkKobold> Really? <mmbossman> it just makes them taller ;) <DarkKobold> hahaha <DarkKobold> I see your joke, and raise you a lightbulb question: <DarkKobold> How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? <DarkKobold> It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard it.
Posted: 4/28/2011 5:23 AM
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Brandon
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sgrunt wrote:
<mmbossman> you know the AMA is restricting sale of Viagra to lawyers, right? <DarkKobold> Really? <mmbossman> it just makes them taller ;) <DarkKobold> hahaha <DarkKobold> I see your joke, and raise you a lightbulb question: <DarkKobold> How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? <DarkKobold> It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard it.
I like the real version better:
<DarkKobold> How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? <BrandonE> because 7 8 9
All the best, Brandon Evans
Posted: 4/28/2011 12:17 PM
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GabCM
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Joined: 5/5/2009
Posts: 901
Location: QC, Canada
Patryk1023 wrote:
* MisterEpic is going to channel #tasvideos <scrimpy> Hi MisterEpic * MisterEpic is going off (Client Quit) <scrimpy> :( <nitrogenesis> MisterEpic failed <DeHackEd> goodbye <nitrogenesis> what was that <Patryk1023> hey MisterEpic, you've FAILED Client!
lol! What I've done here is join and quit #tasvideos by myself. My client didn't fail at all.
Posted: 4/28/2011 1:15 PM
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Dada
Joined: 11/22/2004
Posts: 1468
Location: Rotterdam, The Netherlands
[3:10pm] Flygon: Y'know [3:10pm] Flygon: I spend 2 hours vectoring [3:10pm] Flygon: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2651992/Art/honeyrabbit.png And this is all so far [3:14pm] dada_: why do I feel like this drawing is going to take a turn for the worse as you work your way down?
Posted: 4/28/2011 3:35 PM
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feos
Site Admin, Skilled player (1254)
Joined: 4/17/2010
Posts: 11475
Location: Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg
NES TAS of 2011
FerretWarlord: I've a small bruise on my leg. FerretWarlord: It's been there for a month now. FerretWarlord: No idea how it got there, nor why it won't go away. FerretFaucet: FerretWarlord: You might have AIDS TASVideoAgent: New reply by feos (Encoder: Reduced brightness in some NES games): http://tasvideos.org/forum/p/271045#271045 [a:1] Flygon: I doubt he has AIDS FerretWarlord is a virgin Flygon: I'm not a virgin either, I'm pretty sure at least 30% of #tasvideos isn't virgin feos: as a true nerd I am a virgin dada_: how old are you then feos Flygon: feos, come over to Australia Flygon: Cause I like you feos: 25 lol dada_: 25 year old virgin and all you can worry about is palette darkness in FCEU emulation of games...
Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.
Posted: 5/1/2011 11:27 AM
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Nach
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Joined: 3/9/2004
Posts: 4588
Location: In his lab studying psychology to find new ways to torture TASers and forumers
<Mothrayas> actually, nukes are too boring. i'll try a more fun option instead. * Mothrayas sets up kill satellite <Nach> Mothrayas: we have bioweapons too <Nach> and we can enter target DNA patterns into them for selective killing <Nach> Patryk1023: have you ever donated blood? <Patryk1023> Nach: no <Nach> Patryk1023: mind donating a saliva swab? <Patryk1023> Nach: also no <dada_> when someone asks you "do you mind", then saying no means you agree <Patryk1023> :P
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Posted: 5/4/2011 3:47 PM
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Noxxa
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[17:46:00] <BrushyZ> So yeah adelikat / BimmyLee, I'm going to code a closed source PS1 emulator. In two days it'll be able to emulate the title screen of every single PS1 game perfectly and it'll have good TAS tools. Will you wear a skirt in public then? [17:46:45] <BimmyLee> yup [17:46:53] <BrushyZ> Okay, good.
http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.
Posted: 5/6/2011 2:09 PM
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Nach
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Posts: 4588
Location: In his lab studying psychology to find new ways to torture TASers and forumers
<Shinryuu> Hey Nachlion how's your soup <Nach> plenty of cotton and sweat in it :D <Shinryuu> :D <Nach> I have a unique soup design <Nach> it's sock soup, freshly ground <Nach> served in an electric sock to keep it warm <Nach> you can even taste the recursion
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Posted: 5/7/2011 6:55 PM
Post subject: Traffic Lights
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Nach
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<ais523> sometimes pedestrians can cross when the lights are red for traffic, like in the US <ais523> (jaywalking is legal and pretty common in the UK, especially in central London, where the traffic system is heavily based around the 50% capacity theorem) <Nach> ais523: as an American, I find any notion of a pedestrian needing to wait for the light to change, or to cross with a cross walk to be completely absurd <ais523> Nach: I think the reason is that in the US, intersections between major roads are more common than in the UK <ais523> in the UK, typically most of the roads in an area are so minor that installing traffic lights on them at all would be a waste <ais523> and the only traffic controls they have are triangles on the road, that tell people to give way to traffic going in a different direction <ais523> people just walk across the road by hand when there are no cars coming <Nach> by hand? <Anonycat> they walk on their hands, of course
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Posted: 5/9/2011 5:01 PM
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erokky
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(02:59:29) scrimpy: in German, genders make absolutely no sense whatsoever (03:00:18) erokky: fraulein scrimpy (03:00:22) moozooh: agreed.
Posted: 5/11/2011 9:54 PM
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Nach
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<nitrogenesis> look over there, a pony! * nitrogenesis points to the window <-- nitrogenesis has left this server (Quit: made you look). The funny part is, I actually have a pony outside my window as I write this. Edit: A photo:
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Posted: 5/12/2011 9:37 PM
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Nach
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<nitrogenesis> um.. <nitrogenesis> hey look, a unicorn * nitrogenesis points to window <-- nitrogenesis has left this server (Quit: made you look.). <dada_> damn. made me look. <FractalFusion> that never gets old Maybe I should go outside and glue a tube from a roll of paper towels to a horses head, just so I can say I haven't looked in vain.
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Posted: 5/13/2011 7:18 PM
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Sonikkustar
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[15:18] <ferretfaucet> Shit I'm drunk.
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Posted: 5/13/2011 7:20 PM
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Patryk1023
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Posts: 288
Location: Inside out house.
@Sonikkustar: other story: * Sonikkustar wchodzi do pokoju #tasvideos <Patryk1023> hey Sonikkustar <nitrogenesis> hi sonikkustar <FractalFusion> hi Sonikkustar <nitrogenesis> Hi Sonik <nitrogenesis> Hi Kku <nitrogenesis> Hi Star <nitrogenesis> okay, all this boss does is move around, throw bubbles, move around more, throw tornadoes, repeat <nitrogenesis> defeated him, now to last stage >:D <ferretfaucet> Shit I'm drunk. <ferretfaucet> I think I'mma skip a party tonight. <ferretfaucet> I'm too drunk for a party. <ferretfaucet> How does that happen?
<Nach> scrimpy is fretty with her sunglasses on I'm here. never visible.
Posted: 5/15/2011 8:58 PM
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Brandon
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* Mothrayas fucks NachBot <NachBot> Mothrayas: Leave me alone! :(
All the best, Brandon Evans
Posted: 5/16/2011 6:25 PM
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Patryk1023
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* Patryk1023 shits NachBot <NachBot> Patryk1023: Leave me alone! :( * Mothrayas does NachBot <NachBot> Mothrayas: Leave me alone! :( * Mothrayas Patryk1023s NachBot <NachBot> Mothrayas: Leave me alone! :( <Patryk1023> 0_o Moth did with me NachBot? 0_o
<Nach> scrimpy is fretty with her sunglasses on I'm here. never visible.
Posted: 5/16/2011 6:39 PM
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GabCM
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Location: QC, Canada
<Mothrayas> what would NachMan's weakness be? <MisterEpic> PenisMan <Mothrayas> that works (I didn't even answer Mothrayas' question btw. It was to troll NachBot.)
Posted: 5/25/2011 3:00 AM
Post subject: TVA down, the fix? Use a trace table to pipe the socket!
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Nach
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<-- TASVideoAgent has left this server (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). <Ilari> TVA pinging out is not a good sign. <DrNach> not with the new code... <Ilari> It wasn't a good sign even with the old code... <DrNach> no <DrNach> but it was less worrysome <Ilari> Well, IIRC, back then quits were mostly "Connection reset by peer" type stuff, not ping timeouts. <FerretFaucet> Don't worry I'm hacking the pentagon to do a VPN bypass to reinitialize the framebuffer matrix transformations on TVA which should make everything better <FerretFaucet> I'm using six proxies.
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Posted: 5/25/2011 7:26 PM
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ais523
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[20:24] <FerretFaucet> This is the first time I've drank in three weeks. [20:24] <FerretFaucet> I doubt it's a tolerance issue [20:24] <FerretFaucet> Besides, doctors recommend drinking 1-2 liters of vodka per day
Posted: 5/25/2011 8:31 PM
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Noxxa
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[22:28:54] <scrimpy> nitrogenesis: what is your weird fixation on having intercourse with aquatic mammals? also [22:30:01] <Shinryuu> I want to hear more about your fantasies nitrogenesis... I usually dream about dicks too
http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.
Posted: 5/28/2011 8:28 PM
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Noxxa
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[22:24:30] <Shinryuu> we had a little thunderstorm today [22:24:40] <Shinryuu> it sucked some ass [22:24:44] <Shinryuu> and went away I lol'd.
http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.
Posted: 5/28/2011 11:52 PM
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erokky
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Posts: 462
(09:51:25) Flurret: Get your minds out of the furry gutter, seriously
Posted: 5/28/2011 11:53 PM
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Flygon
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Location: Australia, Victoria
Oh gee, selective quoting gogogo.
Posted: 5/29/2011 7:43 AM
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Brandon
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Posts: 914
Location: Tennessee
[02:41] <dada_> go drink some water, BrandonEntox :) then sleepy time [02:41] <BrandonEntox> nah dude, I'm really not that bad, I'm just a lightweight is all [02:41] <Flygon> Eat some bread [02:41] <magical_pony> NO [02:41] <Turska> I recommend gasoline. You need some fuel for the upcoming tasks [02:41] <magical_pony> DRINK MORE YOU PUSSY
All the best, Brandon Evans
Posted: 6/3/2011 7:06 AM
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Bobo_the_King
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FatRatKnight: There we are. I found my favorite RNG to start 2-1 with. Now to actually get it. bobotheking: AH? Grunt: FatRatKnight: what are you working on? FatRatKnight: Alien Hominid. Grunt: Ah. Grunt: Cool. bobotheking: AH! ***Grunt kicks bobotheking >_>
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