Post subject: Actual Nigerian Scam email I got that's hillarious
Dwedit
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I laughed my head off at how horrible this one is. From the stretched out Google logo to the Sponsorship by Microsoft. Email addresses have been mosaic-ed out.
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Seems legit.
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Post subject: Re: Actual Nigerian Scam email I got that's hillarious
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Dwedit wrote:
I laughed my head off at how horrible this one is. From the stretched out Google logo to the Sponsorship by Microsoft.
The basic scheme of the scam is always about some kind of inheritance or large bank account which has somehow lost its owner and needs to be transferred overseas so that the government or whoever doesn't impound it (or a myriad of variations to this basic scheme), and the sum is always in the tens or hundreds of millions of dollars, from which the victim is promised something like 10% or 20% if he helps in this transfer, in other words, the victim is promised sums like $1900000 (ONE MILLION NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS). The victims who get fooled by this invariably get greedy by such a large amount of money. In this case, however, I think the scammers made a slight blunder with the amount of money. Why would google award over a million dollars to a random user? That's a suspiciously large sum, and would be quite unprecedent. This might raise the suspicion of even the most naive people. A sum like 10 thousand dollars might have worked a lot better, as it's a much more believable sum for such an award.
Post subject: Re: Actual Nigerian Scam email I got that's hillarious
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Warp wrote:
Dwedit wrote:
I laughed my head off at how horrible this one is. From the stretched out Google logo to the Sponsorship by Microsoft.
The basic scheme of the scam is always about some kind of inheritance or large bank account which has somehow lost its owner and needs to be transferred overseas so that the government or whoever doesn't impound it (or a myriad of variations to this basic scheme), and the sum is always in the tens or hundreds of millions of dollars, from which the victim is promised something like 10% or 20% if he helps in this transfer, in other words, the victim is promised sums like $1900000 (ONE MILLION NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS). The victims who get fooled by this invariably get greedy by such a large amount of money. In this case, however, I think the scammers made a slight blunder with the amount of money. Why would google award over a million dollars to a random user? That's a suspiciously large sum, and would be quite unprecedent. This might raise the suspicion of even the most naive people. A sum like 10 thousand dollars might have worked a lot better, as it's a much more believable sum for such an award.
I think you're overestimating these scammers. They don't need to be smart, there are enough naive people in the world.
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I guess I have no options than respond.
Post subject: Re: Actual Nigerian Scam email I got that's hillarious
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Warp wrote:
A sum like 10 thousand dollars might have worked a lot better, as it's a much more believable sum for such an award.
Starting from 10,000 it's hard to bilk a person for more than 100. It's much easier to "invest" 100k trying to get 19m than it is to invest 100 to get 10k, psychologically. Now, those of use who do not have 100k might see it differently, but these scam e-mails are usually aimed at people who have more money than sense.
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Post subject: Re: Actual Nigerian Scam email I got that's hillarious
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OmnipotentEntity wrote:
Starting from 10,000 it's hard to bilk a person for more than 100.
Maybe so, but get 100 people to do that, and you have collected a good 10000 dollars, which is a pretty decent amount of money for sending some emails. You could then, of course, try to raise the "price" a bit, to eg. $50000, and see how many people take the bait then.
It's much easier to "invest" 100k trying to get 19m than it is to invest 100 to get 10k, psychologically. Now, those of use who do not have 100k might see it differently, but these scam e-mails are usually aimed at people who have more money than sense.
There has been at least one actual case where a worker of a company, I think it was a secretary or something along those lines, was sending the company's money to the scammers (thinking that she would return the money to the company once she got the millions). She got sued for fraud (basically, stealing the company's money). So it can sometimes work on poorer people too.
Post subject: Re: Actual Nigerian Scam email I got that's hillarious
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Warp wrote:
OmnipotentEntity wrote:
Starting from 10,000 it's hard to bilk a person for more than 100.
Maybe so, but get 100 people to do that, and you have collected a good 10000 dollars, which is a pretty decent amount of money for sending some emails.
If your strategy averages $100 per victim, then in order for it to be better, you have to be able to successfully scam 100 times more people than a strategy which averages getting $10k per victim.
Post subject: Something I got a while ago
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We aer Super Game Shop, we sell thing for fre. Wether it's ipod or Ps3, you can alway expect mint-tasting condition from Super Game Shop. Ask a customor, they say it is good! For mor information, visite supergame.com Life is a video game. You are always zapped at the end.
Yes this is real. REALLY?
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Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
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My, it's like they aren't even trying
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scrimpeh wrote:
My, it's like they aren't even trying
I believe those people have dropped out of grammar school... :)
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I agree, 9
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I very much agree with this post.
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The scammers really are getting lazier by the year. I just got this:
Nigerian scammer wrote:
LETTER OF INTENT Dear Sir, I need your consent to transfer $14.5 million dollars in Unclaimed Deposit which has remained unclaimed since 1999. The Funds will be moved to any of our correspondent Banks in "YOUR NAME" immediately to secure the funds first. The Principal will be shared on a 50/50 basis. Yours faithfully, Mr. Harrison Ken
That's the entirety of the email. No story about a dethroned prince or a heartbreaking story about someone dying of cancer. No explanation or rationale why the transfer is necessary. Just straight to the point.
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Some dumbass wrote:
I am a 11 year girl. One day I goed to school. It was the day of 9 and 11. My dady droove me to school that day. My momy forgetted her purse in th car. She worked at the 9\11 palce. My dady walk in the 9\11 place. Then I never saw my dady or momy again. Go to (REMOVED, it's a virus link) and cilck donate. make atleast a 50 dollar donation so I can get my new mother.
This made me LMAO.
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
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This one's even stranger:
Scammer wrote:
However, we received an email from one Mr. Lonato Paul, who told us That you are dead and he is your next of kin and that you died in a car Accident four months back.To our findings we discover that this Mr. Lonato Paul is a liar and imposer that is why we contact you before any release of funds
That's literally everything that was in the email. Nothing else. I bet in a few years they will simply start just sending messages like "want money?" and nothing else.
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I recently got one where the fields were not even filled in.
Hello My name is Eve ,i saw your profile today at(site )and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.
Idiocy on so many levels. L. Spiro
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I suppose this e-mail approaches the concept of an oxymoron or a paradox! It attempts to scam people by pretending to be exposing the very scam it is committing. (I changed some details just in case it has some relevance.)
scammer wrote:
OFFICE OF THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENCY COMPENSATION OFFICE DEPARTMENT SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS 2011. ATTN: SIR/MADAM REF/PAYMENTS CODE: FGN/PHBPLC/066541 (US$6.50,000.00) This is to bring to your notice that we are delegated from the UNITED NATIONS INTERNATIONAL FRAUD MONITORING UNIT, I wish to notify you that the office of the Nigerian presidency has been authorized to pay out to 50 innocent victims of the widely know internet scam called Advanced Fee Fraud aka (419) the sum of US$6.50,000.00(Six Hundred,Fivety Thousand, Dollars Onlyeach). You have been listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims. We receive a mail from one Mr. Daniel Seibert, saying that you instructed him to receieve the money for you, so we want to know if you are the one that instructed him to receive money for you before we can transfer the fund into his account? Below is the account deatails he gave to us: USBank Information; Name: USBank Address: 1234 W. Paseo Bolsa Green Valley, AZ 8561 Telephone: 520-123-456 Fax: 520-123-456 Routing NO.: 122105155 Swift: USBKUS44 (They don't use this) Account No.: 123456787908 Account Name: Daniel W. & Gail C. Seibert Currency type: USD Account type: Checking Please indicate to us now for us to know if you are the one that instructed him to received the fund on your behalf before we will transfer this fund into the account above, but if you are not do not hesitate to get back to us immediately for transfer of your fund. SCAMMED VICTIM/REF/PAYMENTS CODE: FGN/PHBPLC/066541 Amount:US$6.50,000.00 DOLLARS ONLY 1) Your full name and residential address: 2) Your direct phone number: 3) Your file reference number: 4) Your nominated account details where your funds will be transferred into: Yours Faithfully, Dr. Frank Edward
Naturally, it is sent through a russian server (relay.ssnt.ru), which in turns claims it comes a Nigerian dial-up (41.155.71.235), authenticating as username "spam". Naturally, I sent spam-reports through spamcop.
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Seems that old dogs do learn new tricks: "I am Donny Afuze Esq the attorney to Chief James O. Ibori formal Governor of the Richest State in Nigerian for 8years, i am looking for your cooperation in building a Tourist Hotel or Real Estate in your country with my client funds that is deposited abroad in a Trust Account because i cannot be incharge of the funds myself as the attorney incharge, i have the power as the attorney incharge to make a new heir to the funds with the consent of my client (Chief James O. Ibori). I am sorry if this is not in line with your profession. My client Chief James O. Ibori was arrested by the Interpol in Dubai for Money Laundering recently." And so on, and so forth. As for what I wrote in an earlier post:
Warp wrote:
I bet in a few years they will simply start just sending messages like "want money?" and nothing else.
I also received this:
Scammer wrote:
I seek your partnership in re-profiling $50 Million .Get back for details
That was the entirety of the email. Nothing else. So it indeed seems that some of the scammers really are getting quite lazy.
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More than anything about these emails, what bothers me the most is the frequently occurring line, "I await your urgent reply." I realize the rest of the email is usually written pretty badly, but for some reason, that line just bugs me. It's obviously supposed to say something like, "I urgently await your reply." If I DO reply to them, it's not going to be urgent. Stupid scammers.
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The scammers only need to be smarter than their victims. The fact that anybody even falls for these scams says alot about the correlation between greed and gullibility/naivety. (see also: every sucker in every Vegas casino ever, or Madoff)
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It seems that some scammers are cutting corners. This is the first scam I remember seeing where they are upfront about "we will give you x millions, but you'll have to give us some money first", rather than waiting a couple of emails and possible phone calls before doing that. In this case they offer me the meager sum of $850,000 (which is unusually little), but they don't waste any time telling me that they want money from me. A representative quote:
Scammer wrote:
Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes; custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $155.
OTOH, curiously the email does not try to explain why the 155 dollars cannot be taken from the 850 thousand. Seems like they will have to explain that to repliers after all.
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Warp wrote:
The scammers really are getting lazier by the year.
Another example I just received:
Scammer wrote:
I need a confirmation of acceptance to transfer US$ 21,300,000.00 to you,
(Yes, again that was the entirety of the email.) Also got this:
Another scammer wrote:
Good morning, Your account ACH and Wire transactions have been provisionally placed on hold in order to ensure your security, because of the expiration of your security version. We kindly ask you to download and install the most up-to-date installations, by following this link. As soon as it is installed, your account transactions will be fully reinstated.
The sad thing is that many people will download and install anything someone tells them to.
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Warp wrote:
Another scammer wrote:
Good morning, Your account ACH and Wire transactions have been provisionally placed on hold in order to ensure your security, because of the expiration of your security version. We kindly ask you to download and install the most up-to-date installations, by following this link. As soon as it is installed, your account transactions will be fully reinstated.
I have been receiving tons of those ACH scams lately. About 5 of them every day, most of them somehow penetrating my spam filter. I naturally file a spam report using spamcop for each and every spam that breaches the filter, so this has been lesser slow time in that regard.