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Posted: 1/6/2011 1:55 AM

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feos

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[04:49] <feos> TASVideos has unique atmosphere. In russian internets we use meme 'Warm tube [whatever]' or like 'Warm valve [whatever]', by analogy with WARM VALVE SOUND (About guitar overdrive). SO. TASVideos has WARM VALVE ATMOSPHERE. It is because of people who put their souls & abilities in this phenomenon, in this work. Without any begrudge of strength. [04:51] <feos> And Bisquit has played his part in gaining this spirit. [04:51] <FerretWarlord> Well, without *much* begrudge.

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 1/6/2011 1:48 PM

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andymac

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Joined: 11/30/2008
Posts: 650
Location: a little city in the middle of nowhere

(21:45:27) Flygon: I just got a hardon (21:45:31) Flygon: This run must be good (21:45:44) Flygon: Incidentally, hardons are annoying when you're trying to work (21:45:59) Dada_: Well, I suppose that depends on what your job is

Measure once. Cut twice.

Posted: 1/8/2011 5:01 PM
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feos

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[19:54] <Grunt> TASVideoAgent: ping [19:54] <TASVideoAgent> Grunt: Don't you talk to me. [19:56] <feos> abusing TASVideoAgent must be added to his page as a folk amusement [19:56] <Grunt> TASVideoAgent: do you enjoy being abused? [19:56] <TASVideoAgent Grunt: I'm sorry; did you say something? [19:57] <feos> he doesnt mind [19:57] <feos> but no, if we add that to his page, people will abuse the amusement itself EDIT: AngerFist, better now? Under "his page" i meant http://tasvideos.org/TASVideoAgent.html

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 1/8/2011 5:24 PM

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AngerFist

Active player (437)

Joined: 4/21/2004
Posts: 3517
Location: Stockholm, Sweden

I.. don't get your post feos.

Nitrogenesis wrote:

Guys I come from the DidyKnogRacist communite, and you are all wrong, tihs is the run of the mileniun and everyone who says otherwise dosnt know any bater! I found this run vary ease to masturbate too!!!! Don't fuck with me, I know this game so that mean I'm always right!StupedfackincommunityTASVideoz!!!!!!

Arc wrote:

I enjoyed this movie in which hands firmly gripping a shaft lead to balls deep in multiple holes.

natt wrote:

I don't want to get involved in this discussion, but as a point of fact C# is literally the first goddamn thing on that fucking page you linked did you even fucking read it

Cooljay wrote:

Mayor Haggar and Cody are such nice people for the community. Metro City's hospitals reached an all time new record of incoming patients due to their great efforts :P

Posted: 1/14/2011 6:41 PM

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GabCM

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Joined: 5/5/2009
Posts: 901
Location: QC, Canada

<erokky> LOL KERIO HAS TWITTER WHAT A LOSER <kerio> erokky: stfu

Posted: 1/16/2011 2:50 AM

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andymac

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Joined: 11/30/2008
Posts: 650
Location: a little city in the middle of nowhere

(10:45:02) FerretWarlord: The schools of my childhood used Macs. (10:45:09) FerretWarlord: They crashed every 5 minutes. (10:45:42) FerretWarlord: I was also baffled by how you'd eject a floppy and it would say, "Hey, put that back!" (10:45:54) adelikat: that's what she said EDIT: found this one on my HD somewhere: (09:27:09) Brushy: The eve is the traditional day of Christmas celebration here in Finland. (09:27:16) Brushy: All the presents and food and stuff today. (09:30:04) andymac: seriously? (09:30:12) andymac: what's christmas for then? (09:30:23) AnotherGamer: Sitting on your ass (09:30:35) andymac: or should I say, What's boxing day for? (09:30:40) AnotherGamer: Sitting on your ass (09:30:51) andymac: agreed.

Measure once. Cut twice.

Posted: 1/23/2011 5:39 AM

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Sonikkustar

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Joined: 9/7/2007
Posts: 1354
Location: U.S.

[00:35] <TASVideoAgent> New submission! Go and see #2983: IsraeliRD's DOS Hocus Pocus "Episode 2" in 13:48.61 at http://tasvideos.org/2983S.html [00:35] == TASVideoAgent changed the topic of #tasvideos to: Official IRC channel of TASVideos.org | Latest publication: [1726] SNES Rockman & Forte (JPN) "100 CDs" by parrot14green in 39:48.65 >> http://tasvideos.org/1726M.html | Latest submission: http://tasvideos.org/2983S.html [00:35] <TASVideoAgent> New topic by TASVideoAgent (WorkB: #2983: IsraeliRD's DOS Hocus Pocus "Episode 2" in 13:48.61): http://tasvideos.org/forum/t/10668 [a:1] [00:35] <Sonikkustar> :O [00:35] <IsraeliRD> woo [00:35] <Sonikkustar> YAY! [00:35] <Sonikkustar> A SUBMISSION! [00:35] <Grunt> WE'RE SAVED! [00:35] <Grunt> \o/ [00:35] <arukAdo> didnt even lasted a day ... [00:35] <arukAdo> :o [00:36] <Morrison> first there was a mad rush to clear the WB. Then there was a mad rush to submit! Can't win [00:37] <RingRush> reject and empty the queue again gogogo [00:37] * Grunt rejects RingRush. [00:38] <RingRush> but you haven't watched me [00:38] <RingRush> you can't reject before watching me [00:38] <Grunt> I've *always* been watching you.

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Posted: 1/24/2011 8:19 PM

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Noxxa

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Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 4089
Location: The Netherlands

[21:17:30] <Sonikkustar> Im watching Mike Uyama's Metal Slug 3 run. [21:17:33] * FerretWarlord (42c3ebf2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.195.235.242) has joined #tasvideos [21:17:35] <Sonikkustar> Damn its awesome. [21:17:46] <FerretWarlord> Thank you, Sonikk. [21:17:53] <FerretWarlord> Indeed I am. [21:17:54] <FerretWarlord> ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 1/24/2011 9:43 PM

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Toothache

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Joined: 4/30/2009
Posts: 791

<arukAdo> btw, that sotn run im doing is prone to rejection <arukAdo> its any% but with dirty sram, so it skip dialogues <scrimpy> so you're like cheatin yo way to a smaller time? <arukAdo> not realy cheating <scrimpy> still unlawful <arukAdo> just use replay game <scrimpy> you're not within the spirit of things anymore <Grunt> Die, TAS! You don't belong on this site. <arukAdo> we have couple of any% using dirty sram, its not against rules <Mothrayas> i should do something like that on MMZX and MMZXA, would cut like 30 minutes off both <scrimpy> it was not by my hand that I was once again submitted <scrimpy> I was called here by arukAdo, who wants to beat me quickly <arukAdo> Wait, what do you here? <Grunt> Quickly!? You steal the game's soul and make it your slave! <scrimpy> Perhaps the same could be said of all TASes. <Grunt> Your words are as empty as this run. TASVideos ill needs a TAS such as you! <scrimpy> WHAT IS A TAS??? <scrimpy> A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF KEYSTROKES <scrimpy> BUT ENOUGH INPUT, HAVE AT YOU!

Posted: 1/24/2011 10:25 PM

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sgrunt

He/Him

Emulator Coder, Former player

Joined: 10/28/2007
Posts: 1360
Location: The dark horror in the back of your mind

<kerio> why are they cel-shading everything <Grunt> For the cel of it.

Posted: 2/7/2011 9:57 PM

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mmarks

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Joined: 8/30/2010
Posts: 500
Location: Argentina Bs. As.

[18:48] <TASVideoAgent> Page Mmarks edited by mmarks (): http://tasvideos.org/Mmarks.html [18:49] <scrimpy> Gee [18:49] <mmarks> hi scrimpy [18:49] <scrimpy> I wonder who might be editing his own page [18:50] <scrimpy> Page Mmarks edited by mmarks (): mmarks.html, oh anddid you know it was mmarks' page that was edited by mmarks? [18:50] <mmarks> what do tyou mean scrimpy? [18:51] <mmarks> what do you mean?* [18:51] <scrimpy> Oh, nothing [18:51] <mmarks> oh [18:51] <Nach> I think scrimpy is just jealous of you mmarks [18:51] <Nach> you got your own page [18:52] <Nach> and can do editing [18:52] <Nach> and scrimpy here well... [18:52] <scrimpy> i think Nach nailed it down pretty well [18:52] <Nach> scrimpy: quit chatting here, go make me some acceptable TASs that I can reject, and then you can get your own page too [18:53] <mmarks> jealous of me? [18:53] <scrimpy> contra is in the works, my dude [18:53] <Nach> I'm not your dude [18:53] <scrimpy> my man. [18:53] <Nach> not that either [18:53] <Kirkq> [if:UserIsLoggedIn]Hi [user:[expr:UserGetName]]![endif]. Welcome to my Page [18:53] <Nach> mmarks: you're like the 6th coolest guy at TASVideos, so of course some are jealous [18:53] <Kirkq> I see. [18:54] <scrimpy> Nach, my master [18:54] <Nach> yes scrimpy? [18:54] <mmarks> oh [18:54] <scrimpy> well, you are that

[18:51] <scrimpy> Oh, nothing [18:51] <mmarks> oh [18:51] <Nach> I think scrimpy is just jealous of you mmarks

Posted: 2/9/2011 1:55 AM

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DarkKobold

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Joined: 11/15/2004
Posts: 2202
Location: Killjoy

[19:00] <adelikat> hey, that was submission #3000! [19:01] <DarkKobold> Hey, 3000 is the submission that directly proceeds 2999, and is followed by 3001! [19:01] <adelikat> \o/ [19:01] * DarkKobold goes to make a wikipedia article [19:01] <adelikat> 2 years 3 months since 2000S [19:01] <adelikat> wait, 4 months [19:02] <adelikat> 2 years 5 months between 1000S and 2000S [19:02] <adelikat> that's a pretty consistent stream of submission over 5 years [19:02] <Sonikkustar> You know what this means? [19:03] <DeHackEd> nothing important?

Sage advice from a friend of Jim: So put your tinfoil hat back in the closet, open your eyes to the truth, and realize that the government is in fact causing austismal cancer with it's 9/11 fluoride vaccinations of your water supply.

Posted: 2/16/2011 8:47 AM

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Flygon

Joined: 11/4/2007
Posts: 1772
Location: Australia, Victoria

<Flurret> As in, monitor? <Flurret> Because I think my desk is gonna tip over ._. <Dr_Dos> i had a 17" CRT with built in speakers <Dr_Dos> it was by a stereo and the monitor would distort the sound of the radio <Flurret> Sounds very 90s <Dr_Dos> it's a good thing i don't want children <Flurret> Dr_Dos, we share opinions <Flurret> I don't want children because they wouldn't respect the 90s <Dr_Dos> i haven't used a CRT in maybe 5 years <Flurret> :p <Ardy> not wanting children is a unique opinion among the agnph community <Dr_Dos> and they give me headaches now <Dr_Dos> i also think weed should be legal! <Ardy> but only skeevy stoners smoke weed <Flurret> Dr_Dos, let us smoke =D <Flurret> I don't get headaches from CRTs <Ardy> you're going to get lung cancer <Flurret> Unless they're at 60Hz... <Ardy> and marijuana aids <Flurret> Luckily, this thing goes at 85Hz at 1280*1024 <Flurret> Ardy: brb weedcake <Ardy> the devil's cake <Dr_Dos> ardy as long as you are here did you hear my clever idea of naming a Knife/Razorback/Ambassdor to Scissors/Rock/Paper <Ardy> I'm jealous of your australian quality weed <Ardy> no dos but that sounds pretty good <Dr_Dos> i need to add grouped item sets for tf2tags <Flurret> I've never had weed in my life <Ardy> don't do it it makes you stupid <Flurret> Somehow, that's an insult * Flurret shrugs <Flurret> I'm basically clean <Flurret> No beer, no alcohol, no drugs <Ardy> no if I wanted to be insulting I'd say <Ardy> don't do it it will make you stupider <Ardy> no beer AND no alcohol <Ardy> how do you manage <Flurret> I obsess over CRT monitors and help run a porn site <Dr_Dos> tool-assisted weedrun <Flurret> Dr_Dos: Earthbound <Dr_Dos> welp i know what i'm going to call using a bong now * Flurret gets Dr_Dos high in 2432 frames <Dr_Dos> haha <Ardy> but a weedrun means going out to get it <Flurret> We'll break that too <Flurret> Rather than going to the backyard <Dr_Dos> luck manipulation (avoids unncessary police encounters) <Flurret> We'll zip through the brick walls of the house directly into the final level <Dr_Dos> takes damage to save time <Dr_Dos> maybe it's because it's nearly 4am but i am finding this concept hilarious <Flurret> I'm sorry, but Dr_Dos is just awesome <Ardy> at first I was confused by the police comment but then I remembered that places other than california exist <Flurret> Mind if I post this at TASVideos or something? <Dr_Dos> haha would they appreciate it Because non-#tasvideos IRC channels also discuss TASing.

Posted: 2/25/2011 10:15 AM

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erokky

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Posts: 462

(21:13:27) Flygon: erokky, I do not discuss bestiality in #tasvideos

Posted: 3/1/2011 4:02 PM

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goldfish

Joined: 2/20/2010
Posts: 209
Location: I'm in space

<KennyMan666> You know what they say <KennyMan666> Keep your friends close <BagOfMagicFood> all toasters toast toast <KennyMan666> But keep your enemies closer <BagOfMagicFood> all toast goes in toaster

Oh, play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.

Posted: 3/1/2011 4:04 PM

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feos

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Joined: 4/17/2010
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Location: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

oh, it wasn't said today, was it? XD

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 3/2/2011 1:33 PM

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Dada

Joined: 11/22/2004
Posts: 1468
Location: Rotterdam, The Netherlands

[12:31] <goldfish_> i just slept in my computer chair for 7 hours [12:31] <goldfish_> and boy do i feel awesome [12:31] <goldfish_> uuuuugh

Posted: 3/14/2011 7:59 PM

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feos

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Joined: 4/17/2010
Posts: 11475
Location: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

22:03 <Mothrayas> starting another TAS project -- GTA2 (PSX) [...] 22:41 <Mothrayas> note to self: add 'punches down random people for luck manipulation' tag to GTA2 22:44 <scrimpy> oh, that is interesting to know 22:44 <Mothrayas> actually, i don't know if that actually worked 22:44 <scrimpy> as I remember, punching down something didn't even have any consequences 22:44 <scrimpy> ...or any use for that matter 22:44 <Mothrayas> (still a fun excuse to do that though) 22:45 <scrimpy> well, I guess it had some use in temporarily disabling enemies to get away 22:46 <Mothrayas> hmm, punching actually does work for luck manipulation 22:48 <Grunt> "Punches the RNG" 22:49 <fsvgm777> Till it bleeds?

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:20 PM

Post subject: NOTE: this quote was taken out of context, for the lulz

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Noxxa

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Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 4089
Location: The Netherlands

[22:17:58] <scrimpy> Perhaps that is Dark Kobold's actual name [22:18:09] <scrimpy> I wonder what got him the surname "Sucks Dick" though

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 3/15/2011 9:47 PM

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Noxxa

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Posts: 4089
Location: The Netherlands

[22:45:50] <nitrogenesis> [kickme] [22:45:55] <nitrogenesis> :p [22:45:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Nach [22:46:02] <nitrogenesis> lol [22:46:04] * nitrogenesis was kicked by Nach (sure)

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 3/17/2011 1:21 AM

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DarkKobold

Skilled player (1651)

Joined: 11/15/2004
Posts: 2202
Location: Killjoy

[17:31] <DarkKobold> So I'll put up with emulator crashes. Desyncs, not so much. [17:31] <zeromus> ill put a if(rand()%100==0) crash(); in the emulator and see you change your tune [17:32] <adelikat> I'm surprised you would do that [17:32] <adelikat> I would figure you wouldnt' want to port any pcsx stuff <_<

Sage advice from a friend of Jim: So put your tinfoil hat back in the closet, open your eyes to the truth, and realize that the government is in fact causing austismal cancer with it's 9/11 fluoride vaccinations of your water supply.

Posted: 3/17/2011 5:31 AM

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erokky

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Joined: 4/6/2006
Posts: 462

(16:14:11) erokky: what happens if the VP is the main perpetrator behind death of the President (16:14:18) erokky: and it is known (16:14:33) BrandonE: We invade Vietnam?

Posted: 3/20/2011 5:34 PM

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Noxxa

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Moderator, Expert player (4123)

Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 4089
Location: The Netherlands

[18:31:31] <theenglishman> Be it resolved that Google's recent addition of Autocomplete (a resource-heavy system of generating search results on the fly as the user types in the box, which is turned on by default when you first visit Google) contradict their policy of non-intrusive web searching. Discuss. [18:32:04] <FerretFaucet> Counterpoint: shut up [18:32:17] <theenglishman> Countercounterpoint: HITLER

http://www.youtube.com/Noxxa <dwangoAC> This is a TAS (...). Not suitable for all audiences. May cause undesirable side-effects. May contain emulator abuse. Emulator may be abusive. This product contains glitches known to the state of California to cause egg defects. <Masterjun> I'm just a guy arranging bits in a sequence which could potentially amuse other people looking at these bits <adelikat> In Oregon Trail, I sacrificed my own family to save time. In Star trek, I killed helpless comrades in escape pods to save time. Here, I kill my allies to save time. I think I need help.

Posted: 3/25/2011 11:35 PM

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feos

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Joined: 4/17/2010
Posts: 11475
Location: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

02:30 nitrogenesis: I'm TASing aswell 02:30 true: what is aswell 02:30 nitrogenesis: as well 02:31 true: as well? 02:31 BrandonE: stop trolling troller 02:31 true: BrandonE: he doesn't do it enough for note 02:31 FerretWarlord: ./me is TASing a swell FerretWarlord is TASing a swell 02:31 nitrogenesis: >.> 02:31 Grunt: What's an asswell? 02:31 Grunt: <_< 02:31 scrimpy: I had to laugh. 02:31 scrimpy: WHY AM I SO INFANTILE???? 02:32 FerretWarlord: Your face, Grunt. 02:32 FerretWarlord: Your face. 02:32 true: FEARFUL 02:32 Grunt: NO U

Warning: When making decisions, I try to collect as much data as possible before actually deciding. I try to abstract away and see the principles behind real world events and people's opinions. I try to generalize them and turn into something clear and reusable. I hate depending on unpredictable and having to make lottery guesses. Any problem can be solved by systems thinking and acting.

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