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Haha, please don't kill me. This was done out of boredom really. Though, there are a million other games I could of done........ Anyways, if you haven't heard of this game it's defenantly one of the worst games of all time. I'm not kidding, this game is horrible!
Why do I do it then? Well the idea of doing a TAS of such a horribly bad game I found funny. I bet Shaquille O'Neal cringes when somebody mentions this game. Anyways, on to the run itself.
Well, I first head to that stupid catwomen(Hey! Shouldn't a furry like that be in some kind of fetish hentai?!). She get's her butt Shaqqed quickly, of course. Up next some stupid prince. "You might hurt yourself with those swords, prince." Wow Shaq, those are indeed words of wisdom!
"Can I go home yet?" Sorry Shaq, you have more your crappy game to go through! Up next to get Shaqqed is some green guy. Pfft, whatever. Whoopy...now I can go to the other island...should I be happy? Next in line to be Shaqqed is Voodoo(mmkay..). She apparently doesn't dig being called "Girlfriend"...right. Yeah! Taste my Shaq Attaq!
Gah, theres more...a new island to explore! Stupid Beast gets owned, nuff said. Now some stupid Mummy...blah blah blah. The End!
  • Recorded with Snes9x WIP version 7. (Select WIP timing, Fake mute, and sync samples.)
  • Takes no damage.
  • Plays at hardest difficulty.
  • Plays at fast game speed setting.
  • Probably going to hell for even wasting my time on this.
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At the hardest difficulty the fighters block like 90% of the attacks. Which is why some waiting and mixing up different attacks is necessary.
Truncated: I'm putting this submission out of it's misery. I don't even think the author seriously meant for this one to be published, but reasons for rejecting just for the record: the game is godawful OMG unthinkably worthless, the votes and feedback have been absolutely terrible, and you moved three steps down to options instead of one step up.

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Posted: 3/24/2005 9:04 PM
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TASVideoAgent
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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #599: OgreSlayeR's SNES Shaq Fu in 07:21.98
Posted: 3/24/2005 9:26 PM
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TNSe
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Joined: 10/9/2004
Posts: 453
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Seriously, how low did the fighting games drop? :P Run seems nice, entertainment value (as with most fighting games) is low. Meh.
Posted: 3/24/2005 9:54 PM
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Vatchern
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I used to love this game as a child, cant wait to watch it
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Posted: 3/24/2005 10:03 PM
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Zalien
Joined: 1/10/2005
Posts: 63
The suck is so strong in this game I didn't think beating it so quickly was possible! And after beating it myself (with an emulator, I'm not that good) it makes the movie that much more funny to me.
Posted: 3/24/2005 10:15 PM
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Viewer
Joined: 6/4/2004
Posts: 284
...this is on par with Space Jam as the most rediculous use of a famous character in a medium. They could have at least made his attack yell a little deeper, to match the character. Oh, and did you notice how everyone used "'beat" or "defeat", but never "kill" or "die", even when it might have been appropriate? Now, a worthy follow-up would be to do Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City. Interested?
Posted: 3/25/2005 12:36 AM
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ventuz
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well thats biggest O mouth I have ever seen. *edit - preview is good*
Posted: 3/25/2005 2:54 AM
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Vatchern
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I cant get this to work. It always desyncs. when you fight the first boss, you keep pausing which does nothing..
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Posted: 3/25/2005 3:00 AM
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OgreSlayeR
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Are you using the right rom? Correct WIP emulator found in the snes9x forum? Correct settings checked? All I can suggest.
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Posted: 3/25/2005 8:05 AM
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BillBull
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Joined: 5/22/2004
Posts: 462
I don't really know what to think. It would definately be better if Shaq had more moves. Seeing the flaming-kick and the projectile attack got old rather quickly. However, I did like the no damage and the relatively quick battles. I'm voting 'meh' due to the bad game choice.
Posted: 3/25/2005 8:40 AM
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Ouzo
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I don't understand what's so bad about it (other than the dumb concept). I played it a little and it seemed just like another mediocre fighting game. The movie was good, however. Nice battles, good scenery. Yes.
Posted: 3/25/2005 9:43 AM
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Tombad
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Well, the movie is technically ok, but the game just doesn't have anything to offer. There isn't much variation in the moves and the enemies have the same amount of personality as your common brick. The graphics were quite nice for a SNES game, but that doesn't warrant the publishing of this movie. No, because the game is just not good for timeattacking.
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Posted: 3/25/2005 10:43 AM
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Josh_the_FunkDOC
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Ouzo wrote:
I don't understand what's so bad about it (other than the dumb concept). I played it a little and it seemed just like another mediocre fighting game.
Umm...let's see, there are literally NO COMBOS, everything is slow and clunky, projectiles generally suck (actually, lots of special moves for that matter), there's not much real strategy, etc. Only Rise of the Robots may have worse gameplay than this one, and this is coming from someone who's wasted years of his life on this genre. =P Movie was well-done, and I'm voting yes just for laughs. -Josh
but then you take my 75 perchance chance of winning, if we was to go one-on-one, and then add 66 and two-thirds ch...percents...i got a 141 and two-thirds chance of winning at sacrifice
Posted: 3/25/2005 12:33 PM
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agopo
Joined: 2/25/2005
Posts: 68
Location: Germany
The game is terrible. But there are a lot of terrible games on the SNES (just like there are plenty of fantastic ones). Gameplay was solid. YES vote.
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Posted: 3/25/2005 4:34 PM
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MahaTmA
Joined: 3/8/2004
Posts: 185
Location: Denmark
I've stared at walls more funny than this game. Good run though, but severe lack of interesting stuff in the game makes my vote "Meh."
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Posted: 4/1/2005 9:15 PM
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Sastopher
Joined: 3/15/2005
Posts: 30
Location: Seattle, WA, USA
I've never played the game before, but I watched the movie and was left somewhat underwhelmed. I mostly agree with what's been said already: decent enough timeattack, but the game doesn't lend itself to watchability. Is this something I'm going to want to keep on my harddrive for later viewings? Was it interesting enough to watch once, but not enough to keep? Sorry, but I'm voting no.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 4:34 AM
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Tailz
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Great game. Yes all the way.
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Posted: 7/28/2012 1:25 PM
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om, nom, nom... blech, stale!