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Speedy TAS of 2016.
  • SMS Summer Games
  • Emulator: BizHawk 9000
  • 100-meter dash in 3.74 seconds
  • Player name: .

Stage by stage comments

Stage 1: Main Menu

We take a shortcut to "COMPETE IN ONE EVENT", because the other events are slower.

Stage 2: Player Name and Nationalism

This is a hard stage, because the cursor moves slowly and does not wrap around the grid. Actually, this is the hardest player naming screen I have ever seen! Our player gets appointed a single character name: "." AKA Point. We also need to appoint an arbitrary flag for . for no reason whatsoever. . is not even allowed as a name in any earthly national state, so the whole flag is pointless, but . ends up with USA, because it is the fastest.

Stage 3: 100-meter Dash

Usa in Bolt runs 100 meters in 9.58 seconds, but . does it in 3.74.
During the 100-meter dash . also runs around the world thrice. This means that .'s running speed is about 10% of light speed.

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Samsara: "Is it already April?"
Samsara: I'm rejecting this run for being incomplete. A TAS of this game, or any other game like it, should complete all of the events, not just one.

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Posted: 1/18/2016 6:37 PM
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This topic is for the purpose of discussing #4972: Aqfaq's SMS Summer Games "Speedy TAS of 2016" in 00:25.90
Posted: 1/18/2016 7:44 PM
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Is it already April?
Posted: 1/19/2016 2:58 AM
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We take a shortcut to "COMPETE IN ONE EVENT", because the other events are slower.
And now we take a quick look at Bishi Bashi. Bishi Bashi your thoughts on this? [2852] PSX Bishi Bashi Special 3: Step Champ "Track & Field, best performance" by Spikestuff in 02:41.27 Ah, 4 events. Okay... what about you Track & Field the 5th version? [970] NES Track & Field "max score, playaround" by Phil in 12:55.43 A lot of events, ah yes I see... No Vote, would like to see all the events covered.
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Posted: 1/19/2016 3:02 AM
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No vote. If you're going to be doing a minigame collection, actually do a minigame collection.
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Posted: 1/19/2016 6:51 AM
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I guess it’s all because of this :-p Gonna vote later, need a temp encode
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Posted: 1/19/2016 10:26 AM
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Man, this totally made my day XD
Posted: 1/19/2016 6:25 PM
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I would like to see all the events.
Posted: 1/19/2016 6:58 PM
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I had this game, and I could perform one run around the world sometimes, it was fun =) Voting Yes because this event is the glitchiest, only interesting to do a complete 5 event race if there are new glitches to be discovered there =O
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Posted: 1/22/2016 5:15 AM
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