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There's no such as thing as "luck". What's called "luck manipulation" is in reality "manipulating the Random Number God."
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I was just kidding about the filename that worked for these jokes! Here are the filenames I have tested. Average Person (U) [!].nes Average Person (U) [o].nes Average Person (U) [ b ].nes Average Person (Eu) [!].nes Average Person (Eu) [o].nes Average Person (Eu) [ b ].nes
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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JWinslow23 wrote:
I was just kidding about the filename that worked for these jokes! Here are the filenames I have tested. Average Person (U) [!].nes Average Person (U) [o].nes Average Person (U) [ b ].nes Average Person (Eu) [!].nes Average Person (Eu) [o].nes Average Person (Eu) [ b ].nes
Your joke uses an overdump/bad rom. It should be rejected for not using the proper rom.
YoungJ1997lol
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He forgot Average Person (J) [!].fds
So yea, how's it going? Currently TASing: Nothing
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Joined: 3/8/2012
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Location: Windfall Island
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
He forgot Average Person (J) [!].fds
It's only faster for speech differences, so it should be rejected anyways. Wait, are we comparing humans to roms? Unless, we are all the exact same code, but our RNG got off creating drastically different outcomes.
IronSlayer wrote:
Your counterargument would be like me saying that the Earth is round and then you telling me that I need to show it's flat so I can "prove us all wrong".
Seems legit.
NitroGenesis
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Why did the TASer stay a virgin forever?
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
skychase
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NitroGenesis wrote:
Why did the TASer stay a virgin forever?
I don't know... Because he uses a Lua script to skip the sex scenes ? Too much trouble with "fuck manipulation" ? (lame pun -_-') Because he'd finish in under 10 secs ? (in-bed timer) To get the lowest "score" ?
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NitroGenesis wrote:
Why did the TASer stay a virgin forever?
This sounds like a good one.
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Because the world outside mom's basement is a dark and scary place whiere people actually expect basic social competency of him, so he dares not go there.
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NitroGenesis wrote:
Why did the TASer stay a virgin forever?
-> There's no emulator which support Real Life.
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scrimpeh wrote:
Because the world outside mom's basement is a dark and scary place whiere people actually expect basic social competency of him, so he dares not go there.
But outside there's this big flaming orb that burns your skin and gives you cancer...
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skychase wrote:
I don't know... Because he uses a Lua script to skip the sex scenes ? Too much trouble with "fuck manipulation" ? (lame pun -_-') Because he'd finish in under 10 secs ? (in-bed timer) To get the lowest "score" ?
Can't fuck; too busy TASing. Edit: Oh, and sex is time waste.
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Location: Connecticut, USA
NitroGenesis wrote:
Why did the TASer stay a virgin forever?
Because having sex is sub-optimal. Better to just luck-manipulate a baby out of thin air
YoungJ1997lol
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TASer got arrested for drinking under 21 frames.
So yea, how's it going? Currently TASing: Nothing
Joined: 2/7/2009
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Location: 127.0.0.1
I heard that miscarriages are actually "Fastest Death" TASes.
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GHNeko wrote:
I heard that miscarriages are actually "Fastest Death" TASes.
I heard that the effort to achieve biological immortality are actually attempts to create a "maximum input run".
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jlun2 wrote:
JWinslow23 wrote:
I was just kidding about the filename that worked for these jokes! Here are the filenames I have tested. Average Person (U) [!].nes Average Person (U) [o].nes Average Person (U) [ b ].nes Average Person (Eu) [!].nes Average Person (Eu) [o].nes Average Person (Eu) [ b ].nes
Your joke uses an overdump/bad rom. It should be rejected for not using the proper rom.
It also uses best dump (!) roms!
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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JWinslow23 wrote:
It also uses best dump (!) roms!
Then it should be rejected for inaccurate emulation. If it's overdump/bad, yet still somehow syncs with a good rom, something's either wrong with the name, or the emulation is flawed.
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Speaking of emulation, isn't the emulator for Average Person going to be discontinued in 19 days? What would even be the point?
Player (56)
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GHNeko wrote:
Speaking of emulation, isn't the emulator for Average Person going to be discontinued in 19 days? What would even be the point?
Umm...what do you mean by that?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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Location: 127.0.0.1
JWinslow23 wrote:
GHNeko wrote:
Speaking of emulation, isn't the emulator for Average Person going to be discontinued in 19 days? What would even be the point?
Umm...what do you mean by that?
Dec 21, 2012. tee hee
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jlun2 wrote:
JWinslow23 wrote:
It also uses best dump (!) roms!
Then it should be rejected for inaccurate emulation. If it's overdump/bad, yet still somehow syncs with a good rom, something's either wrong with the name, or the emulation is flawed.
FCEUX 2.2.0 is the best NES emulator ever! If you think I'm using Famtasia or VirtuaNES, then you must be crazy! Also, GHNeko, I still don't understand. What emulator?
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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JWinslow23 wrote:
jlun2 wrote:
JWinslow23 wrote:
It also uses best dump (!) roms!
Then it should be rejected for inaccurate emulation. If it's overdump/bad, yet still somehow syncs with a good rom, something's either wrong with the name, or the emulation is flawed.
FCEUX 2.2.0 is the best NES emulator ever! If you think I'm using Famtasia or VirtuaNES, then you must be crazy! Also, GHNeko, I still don't understand. What emulator?
bad joke lol i was going off the basis that if Average Person.nes = an average person then life itself would be the emulator, and we all know what Dec 21, 2012 is all about, meaning the emulator (ie life) would be discontinued (over) on Dec 21.
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GHNeko wrote:
i was going off the basis that if Average Person.nes = an average person then life itself would be the emulator, and we all know what Dec 21, 2012 is all about, meaning the emulator (ie life) would be discontinued (over) on Dec 21.
Well, do you believe that the "event" will happen? I don't believe in that hooey.
If I could have a tool-assisted real life, I'd... Being a novice, I'd probably load the wrong state, have the IRS AI bankrupt me, and eventually make me want to kill myself and redo 11 years of hard work.
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Not at all. It's a regular thing for me to mock actually.
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