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Posted: 8/26/2012 2:03 AM
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/ad bot
Posted: 8/30/2012 2:48 AM
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N._Harmonik
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Joined: 8/27/2006
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Location: Canada
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...What?
Why, oh, why do I even <i>try</i> to understand my own species?
Posted: 9/2/2012 10:19 PM
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FractalFusion
Editor, Expert player (2073)
Joined: 6/15/2005
Posts: 3282
Glitchy TAS of 2013 Gameboy TAS of 2013 PSX TASer of 2010
N. Harmonik wrote:
Paused wrote:
/ad bot
...What?
Paused is just saying that he is an ad bot. You can ignore him. I've looked at a gameplay video for this game, and I wonder how long a TAS of this game will be. I'm not a fan of Advance Wars-type games but there should be a number of people who enjoy this type of TAS.
Posted: 9/2/2012 11:48 PM
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Are you finding one too many gray hairs in your reflection... or even worse, no hair at all? Does your lady find you lacking in the bedroom? Do you keep offering general game sale pitches, on a speedrunning site, rather than something helpful that has something to do with tool assisted running? ... Well no worry! All these problems and more can be fixed with one simple action! Your local drunk ad bot is hear to serve! All you need to do is subscribe to the "Amazing fantastic Paused 2 step plan!" Step 1. Offer something relevant to TOOL ASSISTED SPEEDRUNS in your new topic. This, I admit is tricky. Why would you offer something relevant to TOOL ASSISTED SPEED RUNNING on a website that has an acronym in its name about TOOL ASSISTED SPEEDRUN/SUPERPLAY videos. Here have a awful, 1st google search attempt at an example! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEDGhSoQGB0 Its low effort! Its awful! Its a waste of time! Its still something that makes a troll post such as this have more content than your OP! Step 2. Plz give all your credit card details to the official document you will be receiving shortly champ! (cos Im the ad bot; not you... Do you get it?! LOLz!)
Posted: 9/2/2012 11:57 PM
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jlun2
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GBA TASer of 2010
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Yup, that post, along with this, is totally relevant to TOOL ASSISTED SPEEDRUNS.
LLCoolDave wrote:
This seems to be competing for the "Worst looking TAS of 2011" Award.
Posted: 9/3/2012 12:04 AM
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CONFIDENTIAL Dear jlun2, Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. (Mrs.) Mariam PAUSED, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria who died on the 8th of June 1998. My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death on the morning of 8th June 1998, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside Nigeria. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Mohammed Abacha is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition. I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed. It is in view of this I have mandated DR GALADIMA HASSAN, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you. My late husband had/has Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets. I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need. May Allah show you mercy as you do so? Your faithfully, Dr (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha (M.O.N) N/B: Please contact Dr Galadima Hassan on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities Return to Nigerian Scam Gallery Tony-the-Wonder-Llama Have a question for Quatloos? Ask Tony-the-Wonder-Llama
Posted: 9/3/2012 12:06 AM
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The topic is joke based off the OP. Anything I, or any one else posts, is irrelevant.
Posted: 9/3/2012 12:19 AM
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DarkKobold
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Location: Killjoy
Arcade TASer of 2010 PCE TASer of 2010 Arcade TAS of 2010 Lucky TAS of 2009 Lucky TAS of 2007
Anyone can start a thread on a game they'd like to see TAS'd. We don't need mini-moderation via sarcasm.
Sage advice from a friend of Jim: So put your tinfoil hat back in the closet, open your eyes to the truth, and realize that the government is in fact causing austismal cancer with it's 9/11 fluoride vaccinations of your water supply.

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