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Zurreco wrote:
Nach wrote:
mmbossman wrote:
Or, we can assume it was a freaking typo and there really are just 50 states here like any 1st grader knows.
Yes of course it was a typo, the 0 and 1 are right next to each other on the top of the keyboard.
Counterpoint: Numpad
Most laptops don't have numpads, sort of like how certain posters lack sarcasm detectors. Or perhas some of it was so outrageous, it just blew up their detector.
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It's a proven fact that FODA uses a desktop, since he had to rebuild it out of cheap parts as of late. A real American would know this. This makes your statement un-American. QED.
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Nonsense, I'm a full fledged American. I've even done my part to ensure FODA needs a laptop at some point in his existence.
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Lies. If you were a troop-supporting SUV-driving demoncrat-and-lieberal-hating never-forgetting patriot like me, you would know FODA's current computer set up like the back of your hand. Go back to Cuba, Fidel.
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Hey now, you kill them your way, and I'll kill those terrorists my way.
Regarding the back of my hand, I burned some of it off in an accident many years ago, come on, support your troops, I've fought wars for you man.
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Yes I hate the terrorists, and I got the papers to prove it.
I also used to wake up every morning, open my curtains, and see the twin towers. And then one day, wasn't able to anymore, I'll never forget that.
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I'll never forget the tears that my pet bald eagle Freedom shed on that day.
Anyways, the simple solution to the OP is as follows: Americans (phonetic) are people who live in North and South America. Americans (clench your jaw and never move it) like in the USA and love Pop Rocks and Soda.
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I don't love pop rocks.
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Never.
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under G-d, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
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What are you, Colonel Cathcart? Major Major Major Major was a staunch supporter of our colors (which never run) despite the fact that he never pledged anything. Besides, the most clever terrists out there can pantomime that beautiful soliloquy at a moments notice, but that doesn't mean that they mean it.
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You want me to post pictures of the terrorists I ran over with my tank while performing some missions?
I also threw a party the night Saddam was hung, still got 4 different videos of it on my PC.
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That was a Wii 51-states-not-taught-on-brazilian-first-grades-or-any-grades-whatever.
I might get a junk laptop in two months if luck strikes my pockets.
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Zurreco wrote:
Nach wrote:
You want me to post photoshops of the terrorists I ran over with my tank while performing some missions?
Fixed. Like you pacifist nancies would harm those cold blooded America-haters.
I'm a coder not a graphics person. WTH would I used some exspensive clunky program? Idiot.
And besides, look how right I was about leading to FODA's acceptance:
FODA wrote:
I might get a junk laptop in two months if luck strikes my pockets.
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FODA wrote:
That was a Wii 51-states-not-taught-on-brazilian-first-grades-or-any-grades-whatever.
I might get a junk laptop in two months if luck strikes my pockets.
My apologies FODA, I meant first graders here in the US of America. I know that I knew as much about Brazil when I was in first grade as you knew of the US when you were 1st grade. Oh, and good luck w/ the laptop, and with a little more luck it will hopefully not be junk!
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Phil wrote:
God bless America. Amen.
You said it!
So when you going to move down south, and take up citizenship of the best America in the world?
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Is this a good time to mention that here in Japan, the United States of America is, in most situations, referred to as simply Amerika, and I am described as an Amerikajin? I think it's more appropriate than the formal term, Beikoku (米国, aka "rice country").
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feitclub wrote:
Is this a good time to mention that here in Japan, the United States of America is, in most situations, referred to as simply Amerika, and I am described as an Amerikajin?
You know they're just calling you gai-jin behind your back. :p
