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"I don't like this topic"
No really. He has said it before in a movie. Go check.
Edit: apparently Arnie said "I like the color red because it's a fire. And I see myself as always being on fire." when asked about his favourite colour. I'm going with that.
<adelikat> I am annoyed at my irc statements ending up in forums & sigs
Who the 'ell are you!?
You're one ugly motherf*****
Stick around!
Come with me if you want to live.
Hasta La Vista, dickwad.
And also...
"If you like pineapple... I KILL YOU!"
Of course, my favorite Bruce Willis quote:
Yippee-kay-yay MotherF*****!
Being in California, I hear about him all the time. He repeatedly calls the opposition "girly men."
If anyone's seen the Jackie Chan movie "Around the world in 80 Days" (one of the most random movies of all time, you have Jackie Chan as a french butler trying to recover a jade buddha), Arnold makes a cameo.
He's obsessed with this statue of himself (ironically it's a pose of him during the original terminator), and he starts screaming MY ARM!!!!!!!!! MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!! when Jackie breaks the statue's arm.
I swear, I was on the floor for 10 minutes after watching that.
My coworker was working for a call center in Colorado before Arnold was governator. One day he calls up to the help complaining about how his cable internet isn't working. Long story short, in the troubleshooting process she eventually check the status of the cable modem, which happens to be behind the TV, she asks if he can move the TV (otherwise she'd send someone out), Arnold replies with:
"Lady, I'm Ahnold Schwarzenegger, I can move anything."
Build a man a fire, warm him for a day,
Set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
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When I first saw this topic the very first quote that came to mind was the "get to da choppa" one, but AngerFist beat me to it. Here is the second best quote from the movie predator.
You son of a bitch
Good old Arnie has one of the best and funniest quotes in movie history for sure, especially because of his austrian accent. :-)
Probably his most famous quote:
"I'll be back." - Terminator
Another notable quote:
"One of us is in deep trouble..." - Running Man
In the german version of that film, this quote is even more funnier, as they translated it to: "Einer von uns sitzt gerade tiiiiief in der Scheiße" which directly translated means something like:
"One of us is sitting deeeeeep in the shit right now"
Meaning is the same, but sounds alot funnier IMO. I guess that's not suitable english though, to make funny sense for the american. :-P
This scene is one of my all-time favorites. I saw it for the first time in the age of about 5, and remember it since then. Script:
But then again, Commando is very rich on such things. Arnie at his best. %)
I think you've got it in the wrong way.
In Terminator 2, John is teaching some new words to the machine. I think it's more in style with "Chill out, dickwad". It's a nice one indeed.
"I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle!" or "Let's try mine!" is two nice quotes from T2 as well. "Why?" is a favorite too. It's about where John tells the terminator not to kill people. :D
"He'll live." - And you can actually see how grumpy the terminator looks for not getting another count on the hi-score. Haha!
"Of course; I'm a terminator." - Now. Who doesn't want to tell their friends that? =D
"Trust me" - He smiles when he say he won't kill anyone. But he didn't tell them how much damage he inflicted on the surroundings. Haha! Evil grin indeed.
Terminator 2 for the win.
"I'm not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turboman doll!"
"My name is Freeze...learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your DOOM."
Arnold could record himself reading random words out of a dictionary and they would be instant classics.
But he had to do that in order to destroy the police forces and increase the chances for his team to escape from the Lab. It was necessary! ;-)
Here another very funny conversation from Red Heat:
Art Ridzik: About this pile-of-shit pimp in here. In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It's called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can't even touch his ass.
Ivan Danko: I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk!
Later:
Ridzik parks his car on a random spot in the middle of a city to quickly buy some fast food at Burger King. Danko (Schwarzenegger) waits in the car. Suddenly a hooligan comes to the car window:
Hooligan: Hey, asshole! You can't park here, this is my spot! I live right up there. So move your piece-of-shit car or give me fifty bucks.
Ivan Danko: I do not understand.
Hooligan: Let me make it real simple, moron. You move your ass or give me fifty, or I take my Pete Rose here and fucking mutilate your car.
Ivan Danko: Do you know Miranda?
(which was supposed to mean the law/act, that Ridzik told him about before)
Hooligan: Never heard of the bitch.
[Danko punches him unconscious]
Ivan Danko: Hooligani.
[Ridzik comes back]
Art Ridzik: Everything okay?
Ivan Danko: Yes, fine. No problems.
Art Ridzik: What about that sack of shit lying on the sidewalk?
Ivan Danko: He lives here.
I really had to laugh hard about this scene when seeing it the first time.
The good ones are already mentioned, but Wikipedia has also some nice ones. :)
"You're fired."
True Lies: to terrorist hanging by his jacket off the nose of a missile.
"You're luggage."
Eraser: tough-talking an alligator he has just wrestled and shot.
"I used to feel that women were here for one reason. Sex was simply another kind of exercise, another body function. I was convinced a girl and I couldn't communicate on equal footing because she wouldn't understand what I was doing. I didn't have time to take one girl out regularly and go through a normal high-school romance with all its phone calls and notes and squabbles. That took too much time. I needed to be in the gym. For me it was a simple matter of picking them up at the lake, and then never seeing them again."
1983 autobiography Arnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder
"I take steroids because they help me an extra 5 percent. Women take the contraception pill. They are somewhat similar. I do it under a doctor's supervision."
1974
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
Kindergarden Cop
"I'm here! Kill me!"
Predator
"So you cooked up a bullshit story and dropped the rest of us in the MEATGRINDA!"
Predator
"Hey Benny, SCREW YOU!"
Total Recall: while he thrusts a mining drill through the cabin in which Benny is sitting.
*in Predator, Arnold tosses a knife through a bad guy, pinning him to the wall*
Arnold: Stick around.
Such an awful pun it's downright hilarious.
Another one from Predator, when he takes off his mask.
Arnold: You are one...ugly motherfucker.
And here's one from Kindergarten Cop:
Kid: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Arnold: Thanks for the tip.
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Holy shit.... there are so many priceless phrases in this clip that you could do a movie of! http://youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc
Edit: thats it! after seeing this clip 3-4 times, Arnold should rule this entire world, end of story.
Edit 2: Im crying.. its so funny. I want to be Arnold.. literally.