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Has anyone heard any obseemly stupid sentence. please share it with the rest of us. Please, no bush jokes, yet.
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Post subject: Re: Funny Quotations
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Rridgway wrote:
Has anyone heard any obseemly stupid sentence.
I pick that one.
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IRC is soo full of funny quotations. hang around there if you want to see them, it'd be hard work to copy/paste every 15 minutes into this topic.
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<Swordless> Go hug a tree, you vegetarian (I bet you really are one)
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I mean not just on this site. Thats what I meant about no bush jokes.
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JXQ wrote:
Here's a nice collection of them: http://tasvideos.org/forum/search.php?search_author=Rridgway
Ha ha burn!
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So funny I forgot to laugh.
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Kaz Hirai wrote:
It's Ridge Racer. ... RRRIIIIIIIIDDDDGGGEEEE RRAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEER!
Nach wrote:
I also used to wake up every morning, open my curtains, and see the twin towers. And then one day, wasn't able to anymore, I'll never forget that.
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Another topic in the Off-Topic forum is: In Ten Years This Player Will Be.... I usually don't literally laugh out loud at something posted on the internet as I did at this exchange between me and mmbossman:
Deep Loner wrote:
Why are we spending so much time discussing this when a simple C function will do the job?
unsigned CalculateWhatPlayerWillBeInTenYears(unsigned WhatPlayerIsNow)
{
    return WhatPlayerIsNow + 10;
}
Any volunteers for testing?
mmbossman wrote:
Since I have no history with coding or programming, I can only assume this means there is some form of time travel involved :D So in that case, sign me up for a test run!
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heres one: courtesy of chamale Me: "What's our homework assignment?" "Living organisms" Me: "Your mom's a living organism!" "No she's not."
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Here's another:
Super Mario World (commonly abbreviated SMW) was the first launch game for the Nintendo Super Famicom/Super Nintendo Entertainment System game consoles. It was first released on November 21, 1990 in Japan, then in August 1991 in the US and lastly on 11 April 1992 in Europe. The game was produced by Shigeru Miyamoto, the music was composed by Koji Kondo, and the graphics were designed by Shigefumi Hino.
LOL!
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Funny quotations, eh? I love to take a quote and then add ellipses to change what the person meant. Quotes out of context are the best kind. Brackets are common, too. My history book uses brackets to explain, insert, and replace words in quotations. I find it vexing [annoying] when... [words] are omitted or [changed]. Anyway, here's an example of a good quote gone bad:
Rridgway wrote:
Has anyone heard any... bush jokes?
And now, I have asked my good friend Anonymous for a few insights:
Somebody wrote:
* Duct Tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. * Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. * Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. * People usually get what's coming to them, unless its been mailed. * If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? * If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? * Eschew obfuscation. * Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. * According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
You could always try the "Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense" sections of Wikipedia for a chuckle or two.
That's what she said!
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another one chamales last name: lamoureux one " ' " away from the lover
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JXQ wrote:
All I could think while watching this run was "The music and sounds of this game are a disgrace to the Mega Man series." Spring Man's music is almost as gay as Double Dragon 2's Level 5 Train music. Everything about that level was atrocious. Is "Boyoyon" supposed to be onamatopeia for a spring noise? And did anyone else think Wily 2's music felt like it belonged in Michael Jackson's Moonwalker?
Nach wrote:
I also used to wake up every morning, open my curtains, and see the twin towers. And then one day, wasn't able to anymore, I'll never forget that.
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In the IQ Test thread of the Off-Topic forum, captainobvious wrote:
Well, according to the results posted from this test, everybody is above average. Yay! As for me... I get a zero...
Feel free to hit back. It's all in good fun. : )
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Rridgway wrote:
P.S. ask chamale about his robbieisms
Chamale, what is it like to have your image being constantly tarnished by association? Furthermore, am I correct to assume that your mother is not a living organism because she died in a hideous car accident 2 years ago? If so, RRRRidgerrracerrrr is a terrible person to joke about it. Seriously, though; what is with all these terrible threads in OT lately? What is this, SDA's General Chat? “Post your favorite Mario quotes. Mine is a tie between ‘here we go' and the ‘mama-mia' lolz.”
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We should start a Mama Luigi quotes topic! "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" "Good thing I found a magic balloon!" "You're dealing with a licensed plumber here!" "Cool it, caterpillar breath!" "(Yowlih) It's the lift-off that got me!" "Mario, wherever you are... HEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEELP!" "And I found myself face-to-face with a FIRE SUMO!" "See, Yoshisaur? Nothing to be scared of in the water. EXCEPT THAT!"
put yourself in my rocketpack if that poochie is one outrageous dude
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Zurreco wrote:
Rridgway wrote:
P.S. ask chamale about his robbieisms
Chamale, what is it like to have your image being constantly tarnished by association? Furthermore, am I correct to assume that your mother is not a living organism because she died in a hideous car accident 2 years ago? If so, RRRRidgerrracerrrr is a terrible person to joke about it.
You think this is bad? One time in science class, we were dissecting lilies, and he tried to impregnate one of them by rubbing the stamen of one against the pistil of another. When it didn't work, he threw it down the sink. No, my mon isn't dead. It was one of the common "your mom" jokes, said to someone else whose mom was dead. I was making a list of "Robbieisms" (RRidgway's first name), but he ripped up the list. IIRC: "Haggisness" "Homelessnesslessnesslessnesslessnesslessnesses" In response to "One door closes, another opens" "What if the door supposed to open is locked?" More coming later.
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It's so nice you volunteer to help out the special ed classes Chamale, there should be more people like you in the world.
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Person 1: Is Urine Flammable? Person 2: it's a liquid dip**** I'm not joking.
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Chamale wrote:
No, my mon isn't dead.
Playing too much Pokemon, aren't you. OR SHOULD I SAY… POKEMOM? :—O
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Edit: I think I understand now: It's my avatar, isn't it? It makes me look angry.
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erokky wrote:
Person 1: Is Urine Flammable? Person 2: it's a liquid dip**** I'm not joking.
Actually, I've heard that if you boil urine, the chemicals left over are pyrophoric and start on fire upon contact with oxygen.