Käpt'n Blaubär - Die verrückte Schatzsuche is a german videogame for the Gameboy color. The name translates to Captain Bluebear - The Crazy Treasure Hunt. The goal of the game is to find the treasure. To find it you have to beat puzzles.
This run beats the game the fastest way possible. By entering a password which allows me to jump to the last level. (Don't try that at home kids)
feos: This one is a perfectly legit submission, but I don't understand German, so rejecting.
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Walter Moers is someone who seems to think that being offensive equals humor. Thus, all his other characters are just horribly offensive, but lacking any wit or humor or social criticism or anything else that would redeem them. From "Das kleine Arschloch" (the little asshole) to comics about hitler - you're better off not knowing them.
It's surprising that the same person managed to create Käpt'n Blaubär. A lovable, retired sea captain that spends his days retelling his life on sea to his grandchildren. Like any proper seafarer would, he embellishes his stories to the point that even his grandchildren call him out on it - but somehow, he always manages to present some proof that appears to confirm his stories. A bunch of lovable characters, fantastic stories, and a grandfather/grandchildren-dynamic that any child could wish for - it's a great show not just for children.
This game, however, appears to be utter crap.