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Randil wrote:
What did the hero from Shadowgate say when he opened his chistmas present? "Oh no, not another pair of glasses!"
That was pretty funny.
Randil wrote:
...ok, that was a pretty bad one.
Still better than the hippo Mario joke.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Mario. Mario who? Mario who the fuck do you think? The guy who just saved your stupid ass for the thousandth time. Open the door and gimme some BLJ.
Oh, play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
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knock knock dicks
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goldfish wrote:
Knock, knock. Who's there? Mario. Mario who? Mario who the fuck do you think? The guy who just saved your stupid ass for the thousandth time. Open the door and gimme some BLJ.
FUCK DOORS
IronSlayer wrote:
Your counterargument would be like me saying that the Earth is round and then you telling me that I need to show it's flat so I can "prove us all wrong".
Seems legit.
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NitroGenesis
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Why did the TASer cross the road? To eat new Flat Jacks's Toaster Chicken. its biriliant
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
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NitroGenesis wrote:
Why did the TASer cross the road? To eat new Flat Jacks's Toaster Chicken.
I'm guessing this "joke" is based on a true story (with a happy ending)
Oh, play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
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goldfish wrote:
NitroGenesis wrote:
Why did the TASer cross the road? To eat new Flat Jacks's Toaster Chicken.
I'm guessing this "joke" is based on a true story (with a happy ending)
No, this. Link to video
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
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How many States does the US have to TAS with? 50. Bad PUN!
When TAS does Quake 1, SDA will declare war. The Prince doth arrive he doth please.
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How did the Mario cross the 3 hand levels? Because of luck manipulation, duh.
So yea, how's it going? Currently TASing: Nothing
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YoungJ1997lol wrote:
How did the Mario cross the 3 hand levels? Because of luck manipulation, duh.
What?
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Two friends go down to the horse track and bet on a horse. Once the race has started, the horse they bet their money on starts to fall behind. Suddenly, one of the friends starts flailing his arms and leg, moving around, yelling out random words and kicking around stuff on the ground. The other friend looks alarmed and asks: "What the heck are you doing??" "Oh, don't worry, I'm just manipulating luck!"
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What did Randil complete faster than you years ago? The first stage of that NES game you started TASing recently.
AzumaK wrote: I swear my 1 year old daughter's favorite TASVideo is your R4MI run :3 xxNKxx wrote: ok thanks handsome feos :D Help improving TASVideos!
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Zeupar wrote:
What did Randil complete faster than you years ago? The first stage of that NES game you started TASing recently.
Haha, I liked that one! ;)
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Why did the TASer manipulate luck? Because telling it what to do wasn't working out.
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
YoungJ1997lol
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Mupen64 encoding is worse than ________. (fill in the blank)
So yea, how's it going? Currently TASing: Nothing
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YoungJ1997lol wrote:
(fill in the blank)
Life itself? You should probably use another emulator.....oh wait, there's none other accepted.
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Why did the TASer bring a knife to a gun fight? Too many bullets made it lag bad.
YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Normally i would say Yes, but thennI thought "its not the same hack" so ill stick with meh.
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YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Mupen64 encoding is worse than ________.
Trying to figure out JPC-RR?
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YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Mupen64 encoding is worse than ________.
this joke
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This thread needs more fanTAStic puns
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ElectroSpecter wrote:
This thread needs more fanTAStic puns
Are you sure you've loaded the right savestate? I think you've went abit too far back.
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jlun2 wrote:
ElectroSpecter wrote:
This thread needs more fanTAStic puns
Are you sure you've loaded the right savestate? I think you've went abit too far back.
Heh, probably one of those situations where I read his post, subsequently forgot about it, but subconsciously remembered it as I was writing it, thinking I just made it up. Rejecting since the joke does not beat the current published record.
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YoungJ1997lol wrote:
Mupen64 encoding is worse than ________.
kljlkju What the fuck with this joke
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